United Terminal O'Hare Airport: B

O'Hare airport- the site of great excitement, anticipation, and sometime sorrow has never ceased to interest me. It's bathrooms rank pretty high up there, I gotta say. In my opinion, one of the best in Chicago- you know, O'Hare IS Chicago by zip code. Other terminals, with the exception of International, cannot compare. The domestic wing for United always has nice lighting, you look pretty snazzy in the diffused sunlight mirrors. The stalls are huge to accomdate your giant carry on. Its best, weirdest feature is the fact that you can wave your hand and this saran wrap like cover rolls across the diameter of the seat, making you feel confident that all's good and clean. As a kid, I just thought the roll just found its way back into the little white motor part, got rewound, and faked us all out! Now as an adult, I like to think differently. It's always clean. The soap smells good. And the formica like sinks- so mode in the 90's, now crack me up in the 2012's. I rate it a B.