Deetjen's Big Sur Inn: A-

Ahhh... Deetjen's Big Sur Inn. First off, there is nothing other than perfect about this place. No joke. From Redwood Forest canyons, to streams trickling. From delicious food to beautiful gardens. From the coastal cliffs to the Pacific Ocean across the street. From paper thin walls hiding money to a mystery joint hiding in some rafters. You really cannot rate this place because every one of its features is nothing out of the A's. It'd give it an A+, if it didn't require double flushes- thus a little minus. Usually this type of description would send a Crohner's running scared, but not at Deetjen's. Our little Antique Apartment had a kickin' it bathroom. Redwood walls that heated and smelled of cedar when you took a shower in the morning or the sun shone through the trees outside. The linoleum was oddly spotless and perfect for the place, plus its funny little grey carpet made it perfect. All of these features, oddly would rank any bathroom in the low D's, but here- it rates it in the high A's because all of it is spotless and perfect for the setting. The sink has a great old rust stain over the drain that makes you think of farmers- don't ask me why, it just did. The bathroom was pure perfection in a redwood, rustic garden setting. The double flushing was workable. The sink kicked it nicely. The linoleum could have been layed down yesterday. Really, this place rocks. You gotta check it out! I rate it an A-.