Critique a la Salle de Bain
This summertime bloggering is all about the public bathroom. Being a too frequent user, thank you, Crohner's, I have my fair share critiques and grades to present. Given our habit of exploring and traveling, I thought let's be critique-ish, and rate them as we travel along routes and events. So here goes and remember,... a public bathroom is all about the grade, cleanliness, wow factors, and availability. So here goes....
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
O'Charleys Birmingham, Alabama: D
There is little in life more fun than a late night summer run into an on the road diner/restaurant that serves up ribs and super greasy fries. Turns out, O'Charley's of Birmingham, AL, delivers and left all three of us feeling "Oh.... Charlie"! Anyhow, the bathrooms in O'Charleys were busy and completely interesting. They provided quite a musical of Southern drawl and conversations that ran as specific as, "I think I would like to order a soda pop- a coke." The bathrooms also offered choices for drying the hands, you could use paper towels or you could use air dryers, you decide- trees or coal.
Anyhow, the bathroom was packed and there was not enough standing room. Everyone kept getting hit in the butt with the door. Natalia thought this was hilarious. We were there for her and had to use the baby changer which always grosses me out. We laid out our materials, laid down a nice clean liner from home and changed diapers in the handicapped stall. O'Charleys did not deliver on is bathroom... it has to earn a D. You see, the changers was alright but there was no where to throw out a diaper. Did they expect us to put it back in our diaper bags or what? I was cracking up thinking, what are my choiceds here, put it behind the flusher, in our diaper bag, or give it to the waitstaff. Just so you know, I carried it outside to the dumpster keeping the worker of OCharleys in my mind.
It was a tight squeeze, kinda messy, and without trashcans. I give O'Charley's of Birmingham a D,no failure, because the Southern accents were too fabulous!
We love Seaside: A
Nesteled here in the terrific-ness of Seaside there are many a bathroom to choose from for various needs and desires. Choices are good. You've got the public ones just outside the rooftop deck bar, equipped with frigid A/C- its nice. Then you've got the cabana baths under each stairway to the ocean equipped without A/C but with rinse off shower- its nice. But then, there is the famous bath, near and dear to the traumatics of Noah and my hearts. It was one year while in Seaside, shopping for our beach reads, when suddenly the room began to spin and the books began to float. I felt terrible and broke out in the cold sweats. Immediately announced that I needed fresh air, I wobbled out the store and made my way to the cool ocean breeze. I didn't make it there. I got as far as the between spot of Modica Market and the furniture store and, OUT like a light, down for the count. Just plain old passed out and fell to the ground. Next thing I knew, Noah is slapping my face panicked and the paramedics are checking my blood sugars. Next think I know about myself is that I immediately need a bathroom unsure of which end will give relief- sorry. Turns out- both! The nearest bathroom was the public one behind our house, Close to Eden. At the time they were pretty great. Stainless steel shiny ones with cool circle sinks. This year, however, they got a makeover and rock it like O'Hare airport bathrooms. They kept the sinks and added just 2 stalls that have floor to ceiling mint green opaque glass. This trippy sliding locks and eco friendly flushing options. The tiles are my Seaside classic white and the place is spotless.
I give it a total and complete A!
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
5124
Cottage rental affords its guests the option of going back to your house or going to use the privatize bathrooms at the end of your favorite cabana. Thos year, just type in 5124and you are golden for use. A few days ago while the sun was out and we were at the ocean- sigh, it was time to check out this year's 5124. All was great. Clean, TP, and hilarious scratching of text to tell users that they can just type in 5134 to their Lyell and call if the bath is not acceptable. However, th entity teen marked it as this..."All need or vices, call 5124". Witty.
Anyhow, I give this bath an A as anything Seaside in y book, except for rain, deserves my total YEA!
So to recap, fun code, nice text, and clean.
Use these wisely as it is easy to intruded upon. Block the code machine by
Putting your sandy sandals out. Front of the door.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Orchard Market: B
Orchard Farm's Market is in the middle of almost nowhere. Always exciting to stumble upon a Farmer's Market and a bathroom about an hour before arrival at a campground. This is remarkable due to the fact that campground bathrooms are always surprising and have taught me to never assume a thing about them. That is a true leap of faith and one I take on regularly.
But digression is occurring here. Anyhow.. this particular bathroom was quite a lot of fun. It reminded me of my Grandmother's era. After shopping for some pretty great jam and produce I decided to go check it out. It had one of those plywood doors with the golden doorknob where the lock twist button was broken, so you have to use the hook hammered in at the top. It was a long a narrow kinda room, one person kinda place. Nice sink, fake flowers, and the best part, a wire rack or towels to use. Go figure. The linoleum floor was great and TP ample. The best part was that it had one of those spray misters that shoot out Febreeze when you walk out the door. Spritz, and you smell like a cool summer breeze. Awesome.
Being a one room facility that opened up to a grocery store, I had to give this old fashioned restroom a B. A Crohner's always hates a one room bath and hates one even more that opens out to the public. However, its charm and ambiance make Orchard Market's bathroom a solid B!
(B-for-Bup)
5/3 Bank Ballpark: No Grade
15,000 folks, a minor league ball park, and Wilco fans make a fine combination of a fun filled night. Add the Albandia's and it turns most excellent. Going way back in weeks, we have some recapping to do for Critique a la Salle. Let's start the night of the Wilco concert. Upon walking into the arena, seeing that there were many a fan using the cattails and the weeks of retention ponds made me think two things- either Wilco fans and fancy and free or the bathrooms are going to make a low grade. Well, turns out Wilco fans are fancy and free and very good at air guitar while dancing. It also turns out the the 5/3 Bank bathrooms are pretty okay.
Many stalls on a two section layout makes for a no wait kinda situation. Great.
Clean enough for the last few users of the evening. However, the sinks were broken and covered with ugly plastic bags to keep folks from using one of the sections of sinks. However, I cannot rate this experience because I got way too distracted. The back of the door had advertising on it which read, "Come Celebrate the Best Time of Year" It had a picture of Santa and his elves and was inviting people to come back and celebrate Christmas time during July at the ball park. I thought to myself, what time is the "best time of year"- July or Christmastime. As a teacher, I gotta go with July. However in the bottom corner was really huge smart phone graphic. I thought, who sits here and smart phones? Gross.
Anyhow.. no grade because I was too distracted trying to figure out which time is the best time and wished I only had a smart phone to make the experience more interactive.
5/3 Bank Cougers Ballpark: No grade.
Friday, July 6, 2012
Oak Street Beach: IP
As some of you may not be aware, an IP in the world of our standards based education means, "In Progress". Its a loose term. Anyhow, we've been hitting water since its hotter than down under around here and yesterday took us to the Oak Street Beach. Stroller, umbrella, sunscreen, and lunch met up with a cool dip in the lake several times. On the way out, we took the ramp that has the great mural at the end of the walkway. There are the bathrooms for the beach. I have found these bathrooms to be always pleasantly surprising every summer. Beach and pool bathrooms are tough. Questionably wet, sticky bathing suits, and too thin TP- you get the idea. Anyhow, Oak Street beach always surprises because the TP is thick and the stalls actually clean where they really need to be clean. So this year, it was my first stop there for the summer. However, it was being hosed down when we arrived and it was In Progress of being cleaned. So, tomorrow, when we go expect and update!
Based on history and love of the beach I give it a IP until tomorrow.
OP Movie at the Lake: B
Movie Date led us to enjoy a popcorn for Noah and a mini "sody-pop" for me. At then end of the wonderful viewing, a pit stop to the basement of Lake Theatre seemed appropriate, blog worthy, and necessary. First off, the bump to the B range starts immediately when you have to go down the dark stairs and end up in the circular pschychedlic lobby with the two gender bathroom off to the side along the circumference of a 1970's rug.
I told Noah, "I'll meet you at the dot in the middle." If you an say that before entering a bathroom- it goes up to a B automatically.
Anyhow, all good here.
Bright ligshts to reapply date makeup. TP, many stalls, and clean. Updated with one measly supersonic dryer like at the train station- you know the one, the loud Dyson one that almost sucks your hands to Jupiter to get them dry.
The Oak Park Lake Street Cinema bathroom- I give it a B.
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